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HEY,

I JUST THOUGHT Y'ALL MIGHT LIKE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU BRING YOUR TODDLER TO WORK WITH YOU. I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TRYING TO GET SOME WORK DONE, DUSTING AND STUFF, AND I SWEAR I CHECKED ON THIS CRAZY BABY EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES BECAUSE HE HAS A TENDENCY TO GET INTO MISCHIEF. SO I LOOKED TO THE BACK TO SEE WHAT HE WAS UP TO AND HE WAS PLAYING WITH TOYS AND WATCHING "SPONGE DORK SQUARE BUTT". THEN WHEN I LOOKED AGAIN HE WAS BLUE. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID BLUE! IT ONLY TOOK HIM AN INSTANT TO COVER HIMSELF AND THE STROLLER AND THE FLOOR WITH BLUE FOOD COLORING. (IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW A ONE OUNCE BOTTLE OF FOOD COLORING CAN COVER ABOUT 20 SQUARE FEET) HE PUSHED THE STROLLER TO THE COUNTER AND STOOD ON THE COUNTER TO GET THE FOOD COLORING THAT I HAD PUT UP HIGH ON A SHELF SO HE COULDN'T REACH IT!

WHEN I GLANCED BACK TO CHECK ON HIM HE WAS STANDING FACING ME WITH HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING HE MADE A KISSY FACE AT ME. THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS KNOW I'M IN FOR IT. HE THINKS HE CAN'T GET PUNISHED IF HE KISSES ME. (HE'S NOT WRONG) ANYWAY, THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN AFTER I CLEANED HIM UP. I WISH I HAD TAKEN SOME BEFORE SHOTS BUT I MUST HAVE BEEN IN SHOCK. AND THEN AFTER ALL THAT HE COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS MOM-MOM MY BUTT. THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS WHEN HE'S POOPED HIS PANTS. OMG!

Y'ALL HANG IN THERE,

YVONNE