CHAT & OTHER CHIT VOL 2
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HELLO,
ITS WEDNESDAY AND TIME FOR THE LATEST VOL OF CHAT AND OTHER CHIT.
ALL WEEK I'VE BEEN MAKING PAGES ON MY SPACE AND FACE BOOK. IT SEEMS THE LATEST WAY TO MARKET YOUR BUSINESS IS IN THIS VENUE. THE ONLY THING IS I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO GET THE WORD OUT ABOUT THESE POSTINGS ONCE THEY ARE OUT THERE. BASICALLY ITS LIKE HAVING A BILLBOARD IN THE DESERT. IT DOESN'T HELP YOUR BUSINESS IF NO ONE EVER SEES IT. NEVER FEAR THOUGH, I WILL FIGURE ALL THIS STUFF OUT. I'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THAT'S NOT BAD. I WILL CONTINUE MY RESEARCH AND SHARE ANY KNOWLEDGE I PICK UP WITH MY READERS ( I THINK I HAVE 2 OR 3 NOW!)
SO, FOR A COMPLETELY RANDOM CHANGE OF SUBJECT...... JUST IN CASE ANYONE CARES MY BRIEF ATTEMPT AT THE CLEANSING DIET LASTED ONE DAY.(I KNOW!)
NEVER FEAR THE HORRID CONCOCTION WILL NOT GO TO WASTE. IT IS GREAT A KEEPING THE CRITTERS OUT OF THE GARDEN! IT MUST BE THE PEPPER. ANYHOW NOW I'M BACK TO MY QUEST TO FIND A PLAN I CAN STICK TO. I JUST WANT TO EAT WELL (HEALTHY) AND NOT PAY FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS OR JENNY OR NUTRA SYSTEM ETC. MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE STARTED WALKING AT NIGHT AND BETWEEN THAT AND A FEW REPS OF PUSH BACKS MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME PROGRESS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PUSH BACKS ARE? YOU KNOW, PUSH YOUR FAT ASS BACK FROM THE TABLE! (SHAME ON ME I SAID ASS).
IF YOU NOTICED I WROTE HUSBAND AND WE IN BOLD TYPE. LET EXPLAIN WHY MY POOR SWEET HUSBAND IS MY NEW DIET BUDDY. (BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP) THAT MAN WHO IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD TOLD ME THAT HE WANTS ME TO GET BACK THE BODY I HAD BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED. OK , THAT'S A REASONABLE ENOUGH REQUEST (HE'D HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT GETTING HIS WISH IF HE HAD FRIKIN ALADAN'S LAMP BUT WHATEVER!) SO THEN WE GOT INTO A DISCUSSION OF HOW I DON'T CARE IF HE DOESN'T LOOK 20 ANYMORE BUT HE CARES IF I LOOK OLDER. HE EVEN TOLD ME IF I LOST 30 POUNDS HE WOULD PAY FOR ME TO HAVE A FACE LIFT. (HE'S STILL ALIVE) SO I SAID I CAN'T JUST GET A FACE LIFT SO I LOOK YOUNGER AND JUST BE FATTER? NOPE THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER(NOW AIN'T THAT SOME CHIT!) SO GUESS WHO IS GOING TO LOSE 30 POUNDS EVEN IF IT KILLS ME. THAT'S RIGHT AND THAT JACKASS BETTER MATCH ME POUND FOR POUND IF KNOWS WHATS GOOD FOR HIM! (OOPS I SAID ASS AGAIN)
SO NOW I WILL GIVE WEEKLY UPDATES OF OUR PROGRESS. I WONT SAY HOW MUCH WE WEIGH IT'S JUST TOO HUMILIATING BUT I WILL POST OUR TOTAL POUNDS LOST EVERY WEEK. IF ANYBODY HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO POST A COMMENT.
Y'ALL HANG IN THERE,
YVONNE
ITS WEDNESDAY AND TIME FOR THE LATEST VOL OF CHAT AND OTHER CHIT.
ALL WEEK I'VE BEEN MAKING PAGES ON MY SPACE AND FACE BOOK. IT SEEMS THE LATEST WAY TO MARKET YOUR BUSINESS IS IN THIS VENUE. THE ONLY THING IS I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO GET THE WORD OUT ABOUT THESE POSTINGS ONCE THEY ARE OUT THERE. BASICALLY ITS LIKE HAVING A BILLBOARD IN THE DESERT. IT DOESN'T HELP YOUR BUSINESS IF NO ONE EVER SEES IT. NEVER FEAR THOUGH, I WILL FIGURE ALL THIS STUFF OUT. I'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THAT'S NOT BAD. I WILL CONTINUE MY RESEARCH AND SHARE ANY KNOWLEDGE I PICK UP WITH MY READERS ( I THINK I HAVE 2 OR 3 NOW!)
SO, FOR A COMPLETELY RANDOM CHANGE OF SUBJECT...... JUST IN CASE ANYONE CARES MY BRIEF ATTEMPT AT THE CLEANSING DIET LASTED ONE DAY.(I KNOW!)
NEVER FEAR THE HORRID CONCOCTION WILL NOT GO TO WASTE. IT IS GREAT A KEEPING THE CRITTERS OUT OF THE GARDEN! IT MUST BE THE PEPPER. ANYHOW NOW I'M BACK TO MY QUEST TO FIND A PLAN I CAN STICK TO. I JUST WANT TO EAT WELL (HEALTHY) AND NOT PAY FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS OR JENNY OR NUTRA SYSTEM ETC. MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE STARTED WALKING AT NIGHT AND BETWEEN THAT AND A FEW REPS OF PUSH BACKS MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME PROGRESS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PUSH BACKS ARE? YOU KNOW, PUSH YOUR FAT ASS BACK FROM THE TABLE! (SHAME ON ME I SAID ASS).
IF YOU NOTICED I WROTE HUSBAND AND WE IN BOLD TYPE. LET EXPLAIN WHY MY POOR SWEET HUSBAND IS MY NEW DIET BUDDY. (BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP) THAT MAN WHO IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD TOLD ME THAT HE WANTS ME TO GET BACK THE BODY I HAD BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED. OK , THAT'S A REASONABLE ENOUGH REQUEST (HE'D HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT GETTING HIS WISH IF HE HAD FRIKIN ALADAN'S LAMP BUT WHATEVER!) SO THEN WE GOT INTO A DISCUSSION OF HOW I DON'T CARE IF HE DOESN'T LOOK 20 ANYMORE BUT HE CARES IF I LOOK OLDER. HE EVEN TOLD ME IF I LOST 30 POUNDS HE WOULD PAY FOR ME TO HAVE A FACE LIFT. (HE'S STILL ALIVE) SO I SAID I CAN'T JUST GET A FACE LIFT SO I LOOK YOUNGER AND JUST BE FATTER? NOPE THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER(NOW AIN'T THAT SOME CHIT!) SO GUESS WHO IS GOING TO LOSE 30 POUNDS EVEN IF IT KILLS ME. THAT'S RIGHT AND THAT JACKASS BETTER MATCH ME POUND FOR POUND IF KNOWS WHATS GOOD FOR HIM! (OOPS I SAID ASS AGAIN)
SO NOW I WILL GIVE WEEKLY UPDATES OF OUR PROGRESS. I WONT SAY HOW MUCH WE WEIGH IT'S JUST TOO HUMILIATING BUT I WILL POST OUR TOTAL POUNDS LOST EVERY WEEK. IF ANYBODY HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO POST A COMMENT.
Y'ALL HANG IN THERE,
YVONNE
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